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Pollyanna M. Jackson's avatar

I can’t imagine when a piece of writing last brought me so much joy

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Alexandra Auder's avatar

It gives me joy to give you joy

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Amy Gabrielle's avatar

I love you and Left Boob. Only on @Substack could I find another female nipple advocate. A couple of months ago my nipples wrote a letter to Mark Zuckerberg (published on Medium in Slackjaw) asking to been seen on FB and IG, but they haven't heard back yet. I continue to be "shadow banned" for showing Ass Crack and Female Skin.

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Alexandra Auder's avatar

Hello dear female nipple advocate! We must start a club of two. ❤️

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Lisa Bolin 🌸's avatar

Good onya, Left Boob. You're a legend for dragging Alex around all these years!

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Holly Starley's avatar

Go Left Boob! What a star among stars.

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Robert Kos's avatar

Omg your left boob sounds like such a good friend !

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Isabel Cowles Murphy's avatar

I’m gleeful about all of this… the photos, the writing, the upside down nursing. I’ve gone electric.

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Darin's avatar

I cannot be the only one inspired to do better because of Left Boob. LB, you are the greatest Boob ever!!

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Megan Youngmee's avatar

hahaha. absolutely cracking up. thwack makes the sound of the left boob across the face for anyone who didn't laugh.

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Yoli Reyes's avatar

This was a jolly romp! Justice for Left Boob! May it work no more

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Alexandra Auder's avatar

Smooch ❤️

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L Roy Page's avatar

What a vigorous, unexpected gut laugh. Damn!

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Rosie Whinray's avatar

Alexandra, I salute you

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Sarah Bryson Banh's avatar

Mammograms must be a piece of cake.

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Alexandra Auder's avatar

Easy peasy says Left Boob

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Maddey D's avatar

Brilliant. I've been depressed by the gray gray cynical Paris winter skies and its never ending brooding inhabitants but this was just so boobilarioius. Merci beaucoup.

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Alexandra Auder's avatar

I’m glad to perk things up ❤️

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Gerard DiLeo's avatar

Right Boob to estranged Left Boob: "Stop attaching to heavy kitchen cookware and the like; it'll just give your milk a let-down."

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haley rose's avatar

a left boob with more personality than most people

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Rebecca Deardorff's avatar

That made me very happy. The pics are amazing. You are amazing. The writing is brilliant and witty.

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Alexandra Auder's avatar

😘😘

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