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Daily life with balls/dicks/assholes, mutilated children, Korean face masks, Demi Moore, Edward St. Aubyn, & Breath of Fire.

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Dec 09, 2024
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Poop, marvel at almost clean toilet paper after wipe, feel good about self’s asshole, look in mirror, regret letting face get the tan over the summer that resulted in two weeks of thinking self looked hot before transitioning back to peaked face with sudden appearance of new flaky liver spot on right cheekbone, but then feel better about self when I think about how Demi Moore’s self looks like it’s desperately trying to break free from the stiff facade of her mutilated face. Become irrationally furious about the way Demi is trying to claim she’s now so comfortable in her own skin and that she’s so much more evolved than her character in The Substance. Thought I would hate The Substance but loved The Substance.

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